You’re damn right zero is an option, especially when you eat item number 26 “Burrito Mi Caca”. I seriously thought I was going to be barfing my guts out from the rancid tasting meat. Who knows? Maybe the workers barfed in our burritos because it sure looked like it from the inside. I bet all of you watching this thought the same thing when you saw that last shot.

Chaz was actually the only one who finished it off*, and I remember thinking he was going to die of food poisoning. Don’t worry; he’s still alive. For which I’m glad because I like his company, and this whole project would have to be put on hold till we summon his spirit to join us every night for the remaining 62 items.

*Thank you, Tapatio. I literally couldn’t have done it without you. -chaz

Tonight’s menu: the number 26 – burrito machaca.