Todd was wrong about the idea of dressing up like your date. It’s childish (and sure, romantic if you want to call it that, Todd). But I need to discuss something else, and that is the fish. Tonight was fish & chips night.

I’m not sure how I gave it two sombreros, because it was one of the worst things I have eaten there. Simply terrible. The breading was too hard, and inside of the breading, when you bite in to the fish, some greasy, watery liquid came out, like some nightmarish mini pinata of disgusting.

You may notice that some of us wear Pete’s Fish & Chips shirts sometimes. They are some fish & chips shops in PHX area that our friends, The Adams, are associated with. Pete’s is a very simple place with very simple fried fish done RIGHT. We were worried that Cinco de Mayo might give it a run for its money. Pete’s money is safe right where it is, and nobody is running after it. At least not in this neighborhood.

So, in summary, Cinco does many things well, but fish & chips is NOT one of them. Todd was the only one who got it right (the rating, not the idea of dressing up like your date). I wish I had rated the fish one measly sombrero. BLECHHH.

Tonight’s menu: the number 36 – fish & chips.