Philosophers have long wrestled with humanity’s most important questions. What happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object? Can God create a rock so heavy that even He can’t lift it?

We thought these questions were due for an update. Can God write a better song than Satisfaction? Who would win a rock and roll song-off, God or the Devil? And who is ultimately responsible for the shite that is Creed?

Tonight’s menu: the number 60 – camarones a la diabla.