Episode 59: Questions With Stefanie

French fries. That’s all. Just fries.

Here’s the thing. Sometimes the fries are good here, and sometimes they’re not quite as good. Some nights you get crinkle fries, sometimes fatter fries, sometimes traditional fries.  Cinco de Mayo is not big on tradition or keeping anything the same. And these fries are… OK. Much better with something else than just a big plate of them, for sure.

You might also notice our first female guest, Stefanie. We peppered her (no pun intended, although pepper in ketchup is GREAT with fries) with a bunch of questions because it was so different to have a female guest eating with us, and she was up for it. Makes for some good conversation, and she’s definitely more pleasant to look at than the four of us. So overall it’s a win/win.

Tonight’s menu: the number 59 – french fries.

 

Episode 41: A Bad Bite

So I was exaggerating when I said Toddy only likes to eat five things (even in the video we got to six). There are actually 11. Here’s a list of the things Todd likes to eat. I’ve known Todd my entire life and I’ve never seen him eat and enjoy anything that’s not on this list.

  1. french fries
  2. onion rings
  3. hamburgers
  4. pizza (or just the ingredients)
  5. peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
  6. cereal
  7. candy bars
  8. chicken
  9. steak
  10. frozen chicken nuggets (different than chicken)
  11. Panda Express’ orange chicken (different than chicken and frozen chicken nuggets)

As far as the manure taste goes… wow. I think it’s in his mind. If he’s nervous about the quality of food I think his brain tricks him into thinking it tastes like manure. Once, when he was coming down with a cold, I offered him some Vitamin C pills that were past the expiration date. He refused them because he thought they would make him more sick.

Maybe I’m too liberal with my food consumption. I don’t know. Todd and I will probably never agree that Spicy Mustard is delicious. But it is.

Tonight’s menu: the number 41 – colosal burger (w/ pastrami).

Episode 28: Devin Hates Science

She blinded me with science. — Thomas Dolby

First of all, the California burrito IS delicious. Chicken is definitely Cinco’s strength. And this is chicken, sour cream, french fries, salsa, and some other deliciousness. It’s one of those perfect 2 a.m. foods when you’re driving home and need SOMETHING to eat before you can get to sleep. Quite delicious!

Second, I don’t believe in Science. Science isn’t even real. HELLO, why do you think they call it Science FICTION?? Also, why do you think they call it RIGHT brain thinking? (See what I did there?)

I had a girlfriend who refused to believe in light waves and radio waves when she was taking physical science and no matter how much we talked about the behavior of waves, etc., she just wouldn’t buy it. Looking back, I guess I just took her thought pattern and expanded it. Sure, light may exist in waves (or maybe particles?), time travel might be possible, and there may be giant asteroids getting ready to smash into the earth and end human existence. But then again… maybe not?

Tonight’s menu: the number 28 – California burrito.