She blinded me with science. — Thomas Dolby

First of all, the California burrito IS delicious. Chicken is definitely Cinco’s strength. And this is chicken, sour cream, french fries, salsa, and some other deliciousness. It’s one of those perfect 2 a.m. foods when you’re driving home and need SOMETHING to eat before you can get to sleep. Quite delicious!

Second, I don’t believe in Science. Science isn’t even real. HELLO, why do you think they call it Science FICTION?? Also, why do you think they call it RIGHT brain thinking? (See what I did there?)

I had a girlfriend who refused to believe in light waves and radio waves when she was taking physical science and no matter how much we talked about the behavior of waves, etc., she just wouldn’t buy it. Looking back, I guess I just took her thought pattern and expanded it. Sure, light may exist in waves (or maybe particles?), time travel might be possible, and there may be giant asteroids getting ready to smash into the earth and end human existence. But then again… maybe not?

Tonight’s menu: the number 28 – California burrito.