Bullet points:

• I don’t know where Dave was for most of this episode. Any ideas?
• My creed worked for a while, but then my mind sort of got used to it, and Discipline went out the window. Confidence comes and goes, and Excellence has only made occasional appearances lately. Tonight I recommit. No more half-assing it. Full ass from now on.
• Chaz and Dave both have beards, in case you haven’t noticed. Not small little beards. Beards with some heft and serious presence! In this episode you can see that I am growing a bit of one, and let me tell you, I congratulate both of them because it’s harder than it looks. I always hit a wall where the itch factor drives me insane, and I give up. So how about this beard? Do I keep it? Tune in to the next episode and find out.

Tonight’s menu: the number 50 – two taquitos w/ avocado sauce.