Episode 86: Devin’s Replacement

Sometimes a TV character or actor has to be replaced. This happens even on the most popular shows. Charlie Sheen was replaced by Ashton Kutcher. Winning! Going back a little further, B. J. Hunnicutt replaced Trapper John McIntyre as Hawkeye Pierce’s bestie on M*A*S*H. Going back even further, Dick Sargent replaced Dick York as Darrin on Bewitched, and nobody even noticed!

Tonight we replace Devin. It only took us 86 episodes to realize he was dead weight. Better late than never, I suppose.

Tonight’s menu: the number 86 – chili cheese fries.

Episode 19: Doing Business

For some reason, I thought Devin brought his laptop to Cinco De Mayo hoping to hawk it like those guys opening up their trenchcoats on street corners whispering, “Pssst! Hey Mista, wanna buy a watch?” (eye brows go up and down quickly)

Nope. Devin was just making good use of his time. Eating a burrito and meeting his buyer from craigslist. Two birds with one stone.

I bet Steve Jobs would have been pleased knowing Devin gave that MacBook a good home because yes, Todd, she appeared to be “clean.”

Tonight’s menu: the number 19 – burrito with onions & egg.