Episode 81: The Flute

Devin hates the flute. Devin HATES the flute. And flautists, or flutists, if you prefer. Here is a partial list of things that have been ruined for Devin by the flute:

  • Anchorman
  • Burger King
  • Jethro Tull
  • Stairway to Heaven
  • his future children’s musical endeavors
  • attractive women who have the misfortune of having learned the flute

So tell us, friends. What do you hate to the point of denying yourself the otherwise good things in life?

Tonight’s menu: the number 81 – milanesa.

Episode 44: Hot Pepper Challenge

When Dave ate the hot pepper in Episode 37: Sweatin’ something changed in his brain forever, and tonight was the first glimpse of the new Dave. No longer content to keep his experiences to himself, New Dave wants so badly for others to follow in his footsteps that he is willing to spend money to make sure it happens. And as you see in the video, Devin and Todd are the first beneficiaries of New Dave’s generosity. If you ask nicely, maybe New Dave will make you, too, an offer you can’t refuse.

Only two other things are worth mentioning. Immediately after Todd started recovering from his hot pepper we regretted not trying to get him to throw up. For a while he was riding the line between puking and not-puking, and maybe if we had started pretending to puke or made gagging noises we could have pushed him over the edge. It’s one of life’s regrets, and we will never know.

The other thing is that there is no need to ever order the King Size Hamburger. It is just too much meat. You will be plenty satisfied with a normal size hamburger.

Tonight’s menu: the number 44 – king size hamburger.