Episode 49: Just Beans

So you may have noticed that we’re getting to a portion of the menu that features a la carte items; some would say “side items.” Tonight was just beans. I would never go to a restaurant and order a plate of beans. That’s me. Some people might. People who really like beans might.

We think Cinco De Mayo might benefit from organizing their menu a little better. Separating the meals from the sides and the a la carte items might make more sense than having 88 items. But what do I know? I’ve only been there 49 times. It might make sense by the 88th.

Also, I’ve lived with Todd for 4 years and I’ve never once seen him make refried beans. It doesn’t matter though because in the end I think he’s actually right about those beans; there wasn’t anything special about them. I don’t know why I got so mad. Beans get me worked up I guess.

Tonight’s menu: the number 49 – beans with cheese.

Episode 2: Statue Penis

We ate the number 2 tonight. 2 enchiladas. 2 much fun. HAHA!

It’s early on, but we think the enchiladas might give the chicken torta (not on the 88 item menu) a run for the best item at Cinco. Mix all that rice and beans in with the enchilada sauce, and you’ve got a great tasting meal.

It’s funny how a conversation evolves and can turn strange so quickly. Granted, if we talk about something long enough Todd will work penises into the conversation. Tonight was no different. Our discussion began with something harmless, i.e., Devin’s love for Ludo’s fried chicken, and then moved to photos, to naked photos, to penises, and (naturally) to statue penises. Finally, it moved to Devin dreaming of statue penises. Keep the dream alive, Devin!

Tonight’s menu: the number 2 – two enchiladas, rice, beans & salad.