Episode 83: Hot Fries

My junior high lunchtime experience consisted of playing a card game called “tunk” for money, gambling with Now and Laters by seeing who could throw them closest to a wall in the courtyard, and eating nothing but Jolly Rancher Stix and Hot Fries. Not hot fries like Cinco’s asada fries. These Hot Fries.

It was a pretty dark time.

Tonight’s menu: the number 83 – asada fries.

Episode 82: Production Company

All of us in the Cinco Four have played in bands before, and as everybody knows, the most fun part of playing in a band is coming up with the name. The Hollywood equivalent is coming up with the name of your production company. How about “Pearl Jam 2”, Devin?

Tonight’s menu: the number 82 – chicken burrito.

Episode 81: The Flute

Devin hates the flute. Devin HATES the flute. And flautists, or flutists, if you prefer. Here is a partial list of things that have been ruined for Devin by the flute:

  • Anchorman
  • Burger King
  • Jethro Tull
  • Stairway to Heaven
  • his future children’s musical endeavors
  • attractive women who have the misfortune of having learned the flute

So tell us, friends. What do you hate to the point of denying yourself the otherwise good things in life?

Tonight’s menu: the number 81 – milanesa.

Episode 80: Apples

As American as apple pie. Johnny Appleseed. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. You get the idea. What could be as pure and wholesome as the good, old fashioned apple? Nothing. That’s what. Apples are so wonderful, in fact, that we manage to pack almost an entire 4 minute episode chock full of appley goodness. Enjoy.

Tonight’s menu: the number 80 – tortas de milanesa.

Episode 79: Hat Cocktail

Sometimes it seems that Todd hates every item on the menu at Cinco de Mayo, but is simply not true. Todd love the BLT. Todd looooooooves the BLT. LOVES it! So if Todd says something is amiss with the BLT combo, I’m inclined to believe him. I bet he wishes he were eating a BLT instead of the shrimp cocktail.

Also, Happy Birthday to our 1st President, George Washington! In his honor, here are some facts you may not have known about Gee-Dub. (Naughty language WARNING for those of you who like to keep little ears around.)

Tonight’s menu: the number 79 – shrimp cocktail.