So I was exaggerating when I said Toddy only likes to eat five things (even in the video we got to six). There are actually 11. Here’s a list of the things Todd likes to eat. I’ve known Todd my entire life and I’ve never seen him eat and enjoy anything that’s not on this list.
- french fries
- onion rings
- pizza (or just the ingredients)
- peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
- candy bars
- frozen chicken nuggets (different than chicken)
- Panda Express’ orange chicken (different than chicken and frozen chicken nuggets)
As far as the manure taste goes… wow. I think it’s in his mind. If he’s nervous about the quality of food I think his brain tricks him into thinking it tastes like manure. Once, when he was coming down with a cold, I offered him some Vitamin C pills that were past the expiration date. He refused them because he thought they would make him more sick.
Maybe I’m too liberal with my food consumption. I don’t know. Todd and I will probably never agree that Spicy Mustard is delicious. But it is.
Tonight’s menu: the number 41 – colosal burger (w/ pastrami).