First off, apologies to the gentleman with the abnormally elongated body part for exploiting and outing you to the 40-80 people who will watch this video. I dearly hope this is never brought to your attention. I also hope that you have found a medical solution to your condition, or at least some peace with the way the good Lord made you. It’s just that we’re so curious how you do certain things like put your pants on, ride a bike, or sit on a toilet.

It’s not our proudest topic of conversation, but we’re dudes. We’re fascinated by the abnormalities of the human anatomy.

If you’re out there Mr. Little, please let us know how you’re doing.

Tonight’s menu: the number 35 – pastrami (combo optional).